ChicagoCraft SMP: ThatOneNiggaFromChiTown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1026
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Dragon Eggs Found:	970
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Items Found:	1412
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2433	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Emeralds Found:	8619
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Items Found:	8667	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	11