| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 862 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 4259 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 293 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5305 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5620 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8397 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1752 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3273 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 244 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3052 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 208 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 287 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9978 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 258404 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Ores Mined: | 6739 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1047 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 589256 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8108 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6677 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
