| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6326 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5964 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2073 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7483 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Votes: | 5456 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4687 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8393 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6043 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3300 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Votes: | 9879 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7493 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 346 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6129 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 375 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5570 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 364 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 186 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8202 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.
So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8859 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Description |
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| Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | You can visit our website and fill out the application form. |
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community. |
| How active is the Discord server? | We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities. |
| What version of Minecraft does the server run on? | The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9903 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Crops Grown: | 2774 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.
No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.
So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!
