ChewCraftersAnonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Ores Mined:	3295
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

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Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!