ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

32AA, Allowed, Angry, Bar crawl, Blame, Boobs, Bra, ChestyCraft, cleavage, COMEBACK, cry, drink, flat-chested, Friend, Friends, girls night, jugs, knockers, mean, RETALIATION, scenario, Tears

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	9410
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	4645	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	8998	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	1028
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	807	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	3974
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	805766	Zombie Dances:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!