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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	4133
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Not Important Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	2706	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Throne & Liberty MC Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8411	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Animals Bred:	82
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3