Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Farms Harvested: 602
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 791741

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Unprepared Minecraft Server

    Unprepared Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

    Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

    So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

    Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 3850
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2717 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

    Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

    So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Ores Mined: 1597 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

    Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Towns Built: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6295 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Towns Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 419613 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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