Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Votes:	3755	Underground Cities Explored:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

SystemCore

dedicated hardware, Papermc, Plugins, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Dimension Hops:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Survival MC with a focus on PaperMC plugins and a smooth experience. Hosted on powerful dedicated hardware. Lots of updates and work coming in the future.

135.148.150.20

Wavecraft

active abilities, blocks, Community, competitive, Creative, Enchantments, Farming, Fishing, Furniture, Gear, gear drops, Items, Mining, mobs, Passive abilities, Plugins, RPG, smp, Survival, swearing, Technical, WaveCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Wavecraft Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Absolutely No P2W	Items that can be bought through the store can be obtained in-game with in-game currency.
No resets, ever	World is over a year old with no plans for map resets.
Custom Items, Tools, Mobs, Furniture	Over 500 custom items, tools, weapons, custom mobs, and furniture to discover.
Family Friendly	No swearing, suitable for all ages.
Pyro Plugins	Custom fishing, farming, and mining plugins with competitions and leaderboards.
Slimefun	Technical plugin that adds new items for grinding and crafting.
AuraSkills	Skills plugin for leveling up and unlocking abilities.
Custom Enchantments	Over 200 custom enchantments for gear enhancement.

IP:

playwavecraft.net

Version:

1.8 – 1.21+

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server family friendly?

A: Yes, Wavecraft is a family friendly server with no swearing allowed.

Q: Can items be bought with real money?

A: No, items that can be bought through the store can also be obtained in-game with in-game currency.

Q: Are there regular map resets?

A: No, the server has not had a map reset in over a year.

Q: What kind of custom items are available on Wavecraft?

A: Wavecraft offers over 500 custom items including tools, weapons, furniture, and custom mobs.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, Wavecraft features plugins such as Slimefun, Pyro Plugins for fishing, farming, and mining, AuraSkills for RPG elements, and custom enchantments.

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3008	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5008	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5469	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5980
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mines Excavated:	2084	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4759
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!