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| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2248 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
