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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
