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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2397 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 88 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4617 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
