CheesyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	425	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	3451
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2042	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9151
Villages Defended:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Enchantments Applied:	51	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Emeralds Found:	7909
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimension Hops:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8378
Animals Bred:	154	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Items Found:	1441	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5