CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

animal grooming, animal health, animal lovers, Cheese, CheeseCraft, cleaners, equestrian enthusiasts, female empowerment, gals who clean peen, Girls, Horse, horse care professionals, horse cock bathers, horse dick smegma, horse enthusiasts, horse girls, horse grooming, hygiene specialists, niche industry, penis, penis cheese cleaners, skilled workers, specialized cleaning, unique job, unite, unusual professions, women who like horses

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3361	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Potions Brewed:	107
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Animals Bred:	74	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3807	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	215089	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ores Mined:	3429	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchantments Applied:	95	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3107
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8553	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6286	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!