Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
Emeralds Found: 8215 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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