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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7472 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 8474 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 111 | Enchantments Applied: | 251 |
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