come join our minecraft server where a kiss on the cheek will still feel the same as you get older! why? because our server is infused with magical properties that keep your skin forever sensitive and youthful, just like a baby’s bottom.
we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.
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