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CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

    SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyWisdom

    BlockyWisdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

    CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

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    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

    oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

    if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

    Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

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    come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyBrainTypes

    CraftyBrainTypes

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

    join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

    plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

    so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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