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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1773
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ores Mined:	6050	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Love Letters Sent:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2985
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mines Excavated:	4461	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	502655	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	62
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	4587	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Votes:	6210
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	12