Charged Creeper SMP: Where Mobs Have Dance Parties and Enchantments are Fancy!

Charged, Creative, creeper, Dance, Economy, Enchantments, ender dragon, Factions, Fancy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, mobs, Nether, Parkour, Parties, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, PvP arenas, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Farms Harvested:	626

New Minecraft Servers

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Improvements	Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your own price in a player owned economy
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions with ViaVersion and Geyser support
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Help Menu	Custom help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Important Links:

Website
Discord Channel
Gallery
Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port: 25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join at any time!

2. Can I play on the server with my friends using different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with your friends on any platform and different versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

3. Are there custom features available on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Custom Enchants, and more to enhance the survival experience.

4. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards through the voting system by receiving Voting Crate Keys and participating in pinata events for additional rewards.

5. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, the server has a player-owned economy where you can sell items at your own price.

Old Family Feud Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, civil rights, cultural divide, discrimination, Diversity, equality, family, family feud, feud, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Crops Grown:	1777
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.

if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).

so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Nova

200 GB, Anarchy, Ban, base building, Chat, christmas gift, Community, Discord, Dupe, Gaming, Gear, Griefing, HACKING, java, multiplayer, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, PvP, regular player base, Server, server reset, Spawn Projects, unmoderated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1762

NOVA [Anarchy]{1.21.1}

Overview	Nova Anarchy is a Minecraft server run by a small team of friends. They have completed various projects and have a growing player base. The server allows hacking, griefing, PvP, and base building with no resets. Chat is not moderated and there is a Discord server for community interaction.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Are there any rules against PvP?	No, PvP is allowed on the server.
Is the server ever reset?	No, there are no resets on the server.
Is chat moderated on the server?	No, chat is not moderated and players can say whatever they want.
How can I join the server’s Discord server?	You can join the Discord server at http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
What is the Java IP for the server?	You can connect to the server at Nova-anarchy.net

Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Buildings Constructed:	29
Villages Defended:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Items Found:	7180	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2961
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5981	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3792
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6782
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Star Shards Collected:	149	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	4887	Emeralds Found:	4706

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7008
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend