Chaoticgta | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Towns Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3448
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magic Items Found:	7759	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7722	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4134

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	85
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	4251	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9177
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	3227
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	Buildings Constructed:	13

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	4454	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3782	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	3159
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1