Chaotic java bedrock | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	5502

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	4713	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

PutinCraft2020

Alliance, Ally, America, controversial, cooperation, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Politics, Presidency, putin, Putin’s Russia, PutinCraft2020, russia, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	1577	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Ores Mined:	8690	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have dragons that shoot out rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds.

build your own castle made out of marshmallows and defend it from a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server.

explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and oceans of soda pop.

team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle.

come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

StressBrain AutoPilot

Autopilot, autopilot mode, behavior patterns, brain activity, brain function, brain pathways, chronic stress, cognitive function, Decision making, habitual behaviors, mental health, mouse studies, nerve cells, neuroscience, stress effects, stress effects on brain, stress impact, Stress Management, stress research, stress response, StressBrain, thoughtful choices

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Ever feel like your brain is on autopilot and you just can’t make a good decision to save your life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where chronic stress is the name of the game! Our nerve-cell ‘highways’ will have you feeling like you’re on a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles.

Forget thoughtful choices, we want you to embrace your inner crazy and let loose on our server. Who needs rational decision-making when you can just go with the flow and see where the stress takes you?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new side of yourself you never knew existed! Let the stress take over and let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for Bandai Namco Entertainment Minecraft Server?

10th anniversary, 876, 876TV, Anime, Bandai, bandainamco, Bannam, BNE, dokkan battle, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Entertainment, Game, goku, Minecraft, Namco, puzzle, Server, バンダイナムコ, バンダイナムコエンターテインメント, バンナム, バンナムTV

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Bandai Namco Entertainment is a leading Japanese multinational video game developer and publisher. Founded in 1955 as Namco, the company merged with Bandai in 2005 to create the current entity. Known for popular franchises such as Pac-Man, Tekken, and Dark Souls, Bandai Namco is renowned for its quality and innovation in the gaming industry. With a wide range of titles spanning various genres and platforms, the company continues to create immersive and entertaining experiences for gamers worldwide.

Ethereal Sky Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, BE, be up your butt, be up your butt bro, be up your butt bro homo, Bro, butt, Ethereal, homo, I’ll be up your butt, I’ll be up your butt bro, I’ll be up your butt bro homo, I’ll be up your butt homo, Realms, SKY, up, up your butt, up your butt bro, up your butt bro homo, your butt, your butt bro

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled universe where unicorns fart glitter and creepers wear tutus.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until you pee your pants.

We’ve got custom mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and mini-games that will make you scream “I’ll be up your butt bro, homo” in the chat.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, am I right?

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Abuse, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, ghosting, mental health, Minecraft, RSVP, self-care, Server, sibling abuse, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Wedding, wedding invitations, WeddingBlock

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

BroBroGriefGone2soon

acceptance, Boundaries, BroBroGriefGone2soon, brother-in-law, Communication, coping, death, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, healing, judgement, Loss, mourning, moving on, relationships, Respect, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any backstabbing family members or scandalous love triangles like the one described above. Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law’s new girlfriend stealing your diamonds. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise it’s a lot less complicated in here!

Nitro Farm Fun!

agricultural innovation, agricultural practices, agricultural sustainability, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, China, crop production, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental impacts, Farm, farmland, Fun, Huang-Huai-Hai Region, land management, Nitro, nitrogen use efficiency, nutrient management, research, soil health, Sustainable development, sustainable farming, water quality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

So, liek, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da best farmland in da whole dang Huang-Huai-Hai Region, China! Our crops be growin’ so fast, it’s like magic! U gonna be rollin’ in dem diamonds in no time, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our research shows dat dis farmland also helps reduce dem environmental impacts, like whoa! We’re savin’ da planet, one block at a time. So come on down and join us for some epic adventures and sustainable agriculture, cuz why not? Let’s get diggin’!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	7301	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	529	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3