Chairless Exes Crafting Chaos!

yo yo yo listen up minecraft warriors! u gotta join this server, it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen b4, i promise!

  1. cats rule everything: so like, there’s this one guy, right, he moved in with his ex (like, bruh, what??) just to chill with their 37 cats!!! can u imagine? every block is purrfection with 37 cats running around giving u free loots, best waifu material ever.

  2. furniture drama: renovate ur survival experience! got a wooden chair? throw it at a creeper! or, like, sell it for diamonds, but this dude refused to give up his 300$ throne for his EX! now that’s some big brain energy right there. who needs friends when u can have sweet, sweet furniture conflicts???

  3. fight of the century: ever seen an epic brawl over a broken loveseat? we got drama bigger than Ender dragons flying around! tour the realm, just be careful in the living room – lord knows what’ll break next.

  4. DIY chaos: wanna learn how to fix broken stuff? witness this dude try to fix his broken matches-up-this-loveseat sofa, it’s a total crafting disaster! there’s fire, there’s splinters, and oh boy, there’s gonna be a whole lotta “is this really gonna work??”

  5. Friendly ghost: sign up and you might even see the ghost of a broken chair haunting players who don’t respect furniture! it’s a wild ride – furniture rights are the next big update!

  6. all about the rooms: we got epic strategies to rent rooms and keep the good chairs to urself! u can even create secret rooms filled with beloved chairs, while ur ex rents a corner filled with busted TV pieces and regrets. it’ll be lit!

  7. new friends, who dis?: forget ur IRL troubles, just dive into this server, where the only drama is who gets the last piece of cake in the crafting table. don’t worry if ur ex still hasn’t moved out – just rezz ur invisibility hacks and toss a cupcake to the cats. teamwork makes the dream work!

get on this server if u wanna be part of the wildest minecraft community ever, where furniture comes alive, cats might steal ur diamonds, and conflicts are just an invite away! dont miss out on the best chaotic adventure ever!!!

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  • RAGING AT THIS CAPCHA MINIGAME

    RAGING AT THIS CAPCHA MINIGAME

    This listing is basically someone losing it over a really annoying captcha thing. They keep trying to solve it and it still feels broken.

    If you ever joined a server and got stuck at the verify screen then this is that exact vibe. It is just frustration and trying the same thing like twenty times and still not getting it.

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  • Hermit Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    Hermit Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    This is a community centered SMP that tries to feel like a Hermit style world. It is made by the players and it stays close to the vanilla experience.

    People build together and also do big public builds and projects. There is a diamond based economy with a shopping district so players can set up shops and trade.

    Most players use proximity chat so it feels more social when you run into someone. The server also has homes plus a few cosmetic and quality of life or fun plugins that get added from community requests and polls.

    It runs on Minecraft 1.21.11 and it is Java only. It is whitelisted and it is 18 plus only.

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  • SnowFallSMP Chill 16+ Semi Vanilla SMP

    SnowFallSMP Chill 16+ Semi Vanilla SMP

    SnowFallSMP is a Java SMP on 1.21.11 with a semi vanilla style and a chill vibe. It is made for people who want to log on and relax after a long day.

    The community is 16+ and they push for an active chat so it does not feel dead. There are frequent events and they even do a community dragon fight. Sometimes the End is locked until the event time.

    You have to apply to join and that helps keep things safe. They do not allow griefing stealing hacking or random PVP and they say it is zero tolerance. Staff are active and the goal is to keep your builds safe and keep the server stable long term.

    There is also simple voice chat support plus a few basic quality of life features so it still feels close to vanilla.

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  • Join Rai Nations Sessions And Start A Nation

    Join Rai Nations Sessions And Start A Nation

    Rai Nations is a session based nation server where people meet up on scheduled days and play together. It usually hits over 20 players at peak and there is plenty of room to make your own nation. The staff is friendly and will help out if you need something.

    The server runs on set sessions so it feels easier to keep up. It is good if you want a second home for nation style play without needing to grind all week just to stay caught up.

    There is a merchants village where you buy and sell items without doing normal villager trading. The economy uses Credits for most stuff like materials and enchants. There is also Rai Kurrency which is rarer and you can find it daily in chests and it is used for heavier stuff like Netherite enchants.

    There is also lore going on with something called the Unknown Fragments. Five beings split off from the original Unknown and they can cause weird shenanigans. In season one the players barely beat the Unknown and now the fragments are out there.

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  • Chill Adult Bedrock Survival Realm

    Chill Adult Bedrock Survival Realm

    This is a Minecraft Bedrock Realm made for people who want a long term survival world that stays calm and friendly. It is mostly vanilla and it is meant to feel like normal Minecraft but with a few extra systems that add more to do.

    There is a custom currency and NPC shops so you can buy and sell stuff. You can also get optional upgrades like extra hearts and movement speed. Players can make their own shops too and set them up with protection and trust.

    You can build alone or team up and make towns and group bases. The realm runs community events like building contests and casual PvP tournaments and they are always optional.

    There is a gravestone system so your items stay safe when you die. The rules are clear and strict about respect. No hacking griefing stealing or unwanted PvP.

    Most players are adults with busy schedules so there are no activity requirements. Discord is required so people can talk and see announcements.

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