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OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2122	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Emeralds Found:	9228	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchantments Applied:	73
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1449

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	549470	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

CraftyAdviceWorks

bizarre guidance, bizarre suggestions that work, CraftyAdviceWorks, eccentric advice, eccentric tips that work, odd suggestions, odd tips that work, offbeat wisdom, outlandish advice, outlandish guidance that works, peculiar guidance, peculiar tips, quirky advice that works, quirky suggestions, strange advice that works, strange tips, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unconventional wisdom that works, unusual recommendations, weird advice

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BangladeshBlockerCraft

annexation threat, bangladesh, BangladeshBlockerCraft, border security, cross-border relations, Defense, defense measures, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, India, international relations, military presence, national security, political tensions, regional conflict, SECURITY, security measures, South Asia, territorial dispute

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more security than india after bangladesh threatened to annex us!! we got guards on every block ready to protect u from any crazy threats, like creepers and zombies and even evil villagers tryna steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and be part of our epic battle against the forces of evil, cuz on this server, we take security very seriously (just like india lol)!!

EcoCraft: Plastic Recycling Revolution

EcoCraft, Plastic, recycling, revolution

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Potions Brewed:	148
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A ENGINEER WHO CAN TURN PLASTIC INTO DIAMONDS! YEAH U HEARD THAT RIGHT, DIAMONDS! WE BE SAVING DA ENVIRONMENT AND MAKIN’ RICHES AT DA SAME TIME! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A DIAMOND ARMOR MADE FROM RECYCLED WATER BOTTLES! #SAVETHEPLANET #GETRICHQUICK

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and other internet trends. He is recognized for his dry, deadpan delivery and unique sense of humor, which has garnered him a large following of fans. Penguinz0’s content often features gameplay footage, reaction videos, and reviews, and he is known for his entertaining and unfiltered commentary style.

Crafted Survival

active player base., Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, shopping district, Survival, Tweaks, welcome

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4111	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

🔗 Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

🔗 Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How do I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings from other players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience on the server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on Crafted Survival!

Aqua Oasis 1.21.3

#exciting, 1.21.3, action manga, Ajin, Aqua, Author, dark fantasy, Gamon Sakurai, GENIUS, Horror, japanese manga, Manga, manga recommendation, manga series, Oasis, ongoing manga, psychological thriller, reading, Supernatural, Suspense, The Pool, Thriller, Thriller Manga

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bro, forget about boring manga, come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks, we got pigs, we got creepers exploding everywhere! Who needs manga when you can build your own world in Minecraft? Gamon Sakurai who? More like Gamon Sakur-why would I read a book when I can play Minecraft all day? Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, Boundaries, colleague relationships, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Guilt, HR, human interaction, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, office etiquette, personal space, rejection, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about creepy coworkers following you around again. That’s right, on our server, you can build to your heart’s content without any unwanted company.

We promise that no one will ask you about Netflix shows or stand nearby waiting for you to talk. And if they do, just tell them to leave you alone and they’ll run away faster than you can say “block party!”

So come join us on our server where you can build, explore, and never have to deal with awkward interactions again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with office drama. See you there!

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3