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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8743 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1497 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
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