Chainsaw Games Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Items Found:	2897	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7733	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Animals Bred:	105

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Towns Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7524	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1212	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	190	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1