Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2690	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8151
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5074	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1764
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	518032
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	542	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	123	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7973	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
New Chunks Explored:	848836	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	7197
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Star Shards Collected:	232	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?