ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

buttholes, catfish, catfishing, ChadCatfishCraft, Chads, digital deception, Game, internet trolling, Manipulation, online anonymity, online attention, online behavior, online boundaries, online catfishing, online communication, online deception, online predators, online relationships, online safety, online trust, online validation, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Votes:	8921	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	6304
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6843
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Bellum Totius Orbis

alliances, Bellum, Chaos, create mod, Discord, Experience, Factions, Fortifications, Guns, historical, Immersive, ip地址, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, nation, orbis, Server, strategy, Survival, Technology, Totius, War, world-building

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to Bellum Totius Orbis – World at War Minecraft Server!

Step into the chaos of World War I with historical accuracy, advanced machinery, nation-building, and faction-based gameplay.

Server Details

Server IP	71.179.35.19:25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on World War I with historical accuracy and advanced machinery.
How can I create my nation?	Head to #nations-creation-and-adverties on Discord to create your nation using the pinned format.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite friends who are interested and will follow the server’s rules.
How can I start playing on the server?	Join the server using the provided IP address and start shaping the world in this immersive WW1 experience.

Emo Style Revival 1.20.6

1.20.6, emo, emo accessories, emo aesthetic, emo bands, emo boys, emo clothing, emo culture, emo fashion, emo girls, Emo Hair, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo music, emo nostalgia, emo punk, emo revival, emo rock, Emo Scene, emo style, emo subculture, emo trend, Revival, Style

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3978	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, do you miss the days when chicks were all about that emo style? Like, straight up, the 2000s were lit AF, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server and relive those glory days! We got pixelated emo hair, black eyeliner for your blocky avatar, and even a special crafting recipe for skinny jeans!

Don’t be a poser, join now and let’s bring back the emo revolution to Minecraft! Emo is not dead, it’s just respawned in our server, bro!

PupCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, dog behavior, dog care, dog commands, dog health, dog park, dog safety, dog supervision, dog training, dog walker, dog-friendly apartment complex, emergency vet bills, financial responsibility, Minecraft, pet emergencies, pet insurance, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, Rover, Server, toxic ingestion, toxic plants, vet expenses

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging deadly coontie plant seeds while trying to survive and thrive in a dog-friendly apartment complex landscape.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the emergency vet will be on standby, ready to save your virtual pet from certain doom. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous terrain and keep your dog safe from toxic plants, or will you need to call in the dog walker for some extra help?

Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, always pay your dog walker through Rover to avoid any costly vet bills. See you in the game, and may the coontie plant seeds be ever in your favor!

CouchPotatoRoomieCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Couch, CouchPotatoRoomieCraft, Furniture, inherited couch, landscaping business, late night tv, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate compromise, roommate discomfort., roommate discussion, roommate etiquette, roommate living situation, roommates, second bed, sleep on couch, uncomfortable roommate, work from home

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where couches are for sleeping, not for sitting! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect couch to claim as your own, only to have your roommate steal it away every night. Will you fight for your rightful spot on the couch, or will you be banished to your room forever?

Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, whether it’s navigating the treacherous terrain of your living room to reach the coveted couch, or strategizing how to reclaim your rightful throne. And don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to offer support and advice on how to deal with couch-hogging roommates.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate battle for couch supremacy. Who will emerge victorious in the war of the living room? Join now and find out!

BlockBuster100

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9544	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2910

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	4403	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.