Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchantments Applied: 206
    Gods Slained: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1749 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Falling into the Void: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Crops Grown: 3463 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Star Shards Collected: 126

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 232 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Animals Bred: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Animals Bred: 45
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Crops Grown: 5036 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Towns Built: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Towns Built: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 659639 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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