Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Void Armor Forged: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Magic Items Found: 4514
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Potions Brewed: 81

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 566847 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Magic Items Found: 7494 Players Killed by Monsters: 2934
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Villages Defended: 13 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 92 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2943 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Enchantments Applied: 181
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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