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Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 8101 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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