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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Animals Bred:	55	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5278	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4990	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Villages Defended:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ores Mined:	7416
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	29440	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Star Shards Collected:	126	Buildings Constructed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Farms Harvested:	988	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6261

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	227	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	9396
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3302
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	96/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	262687	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14