So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4301 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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