So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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