So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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