So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Star Shards Collected: 58
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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