So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9115
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Farms Harvested: 471
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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