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PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

#breastfeeding, Colleague, cover work, Dangerous work, FATIGUE, Harsh, Management, maternity leave, medical laboratory, Moaning, Nausea, pay grades, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, private medical laboratory, responsibilities, Server, stress, Suck, team mates, vomiting, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Potions Brewed:	53	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Enchantments Applied:	125
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

AMBITION, attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, Kindness, misconceptions, NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl, Personality, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG you guys, like, totally join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most fire mixtape playing 24/7 in the background while you build your pixelated masterpieces. And get this, our admins are actually trained monkeys who will throw bananas at griefers to keep them in line. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and shenanigans that go down in this server. So come join us and let’s create some epic memes together! #BananaAdmins #PixelatedMixtape #DiamondsAreAGriefer’sBestFriend 🍌🔥💎🤪

Blocky Love Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Explanation, FANTASY, funny, humor, INTIMATE, long tail tag, love, movie title, Passion, Personal, relationships, Romantic, sex life, tagline

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest movie you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where creepers twerk, zombies breakdance, and skeletons do the cha-cha! Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “That was better than my sex life…which is like a mix between Fifty Shades of Grey and The Exorcist!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

arrest, authoritarian regime, Bounty, Capture, Corruption, CraftyVenezuela, Dictatorship, extradition, fugitive, Government, Justice, manhunt, Minecraft, opposition candidate, opposition leader, Political unrest, Politics, REWARD, reward money, Server, south america, Venezuela, wanted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9167
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta defeat the evil llama king to get access.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.

plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

SyrianCraft: Homecoming Edition

Assad regime, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, displacement, Edition, homecoming, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Peacebuilding, Political unrest, ReBuilding, reconciliation, Refugees, resettlement, Syrian civil war, SyrianCraft, Syrians, UN, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE RETURNING HOME AFTER THE FALL OF ASSAD! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A REVOLUTION, MORE FUN THAN A REBELLION! COME BUILD UR DREAM CASTLE AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE DICTATORS TRYNA TAKE OVER UR LAND! JOIN US AND BE A HERO LIKE THOSE SYRIANS GOING BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND, BUT WITH LESS DRAMA AND MORE BLOCKS! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Salmon Puberty Party!

Party, puberty, Salmon

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

VoidAnarchy

Anarchy, Chaos, community-driven, creativity, Exploration, free build, glitch, Grief, Hacks, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mods, new, Raid, Rewards, rules, Server, Stability, Survival, VoidAnarchy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	1941
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Runes Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VoidAnarchy [anarchy]
Server Type	Free-build, Anarchy
Version	1.21.3
IP Address	voidanarchy.com
Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 9, 64 GB RAM
Discord	Join Here

FAQ

Why should I join VoidAnarchy?

VoidAnarchy is a free-build, anarchy server where you can do almost anything you want. There are minimal rules, allowing for maximum creativity and chaos.

What are some key features of VoidAnarchy?

/mute, /tpa, /homes, /dupe, /claim commands for quality-of-life gameplay
Rewards based on playtime
Hacks and client mods are allowed
Minimal rules – just don’t crash/lag/attack the server
Two worlds to explore – Overworld and Void World
True anarchy vibes with no staff interference
Stable server environment with minimal lag
Community-driven updates

Can I use hacks and client mods on VoidAnarchy?

Yes, hacks and client mods are allowed on VoidAnarchy. Feel free to glitch, hack, swear, and be rude – just don’t do anything blatantly illegal.

What is the difference between the Overworld and Void World?

The Overworld offers traditional survival experiences, exploration, and vanilla building. The Void World is completely empty, allowing for massive sky builds, creative anarchy, or personal fortresses in the sky.

How can I join the VoidAnarchy server?

You can connect to voidanarchy.com using Minecraft version 1.21.3 and join the Discord server for more information and community interaction.

Midnight Loli Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forum, anime girl’s, controversial, cute, Edition, Haven, Japanese culture, Kawaii, late night, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, midnight, Otaku, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	2407	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, listen up, gamers! If you’re tired of boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the Macarena.

You’ll be mining for diamonds while jamming out to C418’s sick beats. And get this, every time you find a rare ore, a chorus of baby zombies will sing you a congratulatory song. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less taxes.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lols begin!

GenZCraft: We’re Not All TikTok Addicts

addicts, career goals, Challenges, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, generation gap, GenZCraft, Identity, mental health, misunderstood, Perspectives, relationships, social justice, social media, Stereotypes, Technology, tiktok, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of people not understanding your generation? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls like yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted memes, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and show the world just how misunderstood and fabulous your generation truly is!

Macaroni-land

atmosphere, bedrock, Brewery, Chaos, cobble chest, Community, custom structures, Discord, Factions, Incendium, Ip:, java, macaroniland, mailboxes, oldish SMPs, Plugins, PvP, rp sit, screaming, Semi Vanilla, Small Community, Survival, Terralith

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7415
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6985
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Java IP	172.81.129.226:25568
Bedrock IP	172.81.129.226 PORT 25568
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/macaroni

Overview

Mac land is a survival server with a nostalgic vibe of old smps, featuring pvp, a welcoming atmosphere, quirky elements, and a diverse community. The server has been active for a few weeks and continues to grow.

FAQ

1. What plugins does the server have?

The server has community requested plugins like terralith, Incendium, custom structures, brewery, mailboxes, rp sit feature, and other miscellaneous additions for an enhanced gameplay experience.

2. Is the community active and welcoming?

Yes, the server has a friendly yet chaotic small community that is welcoming to new players and fosters a sense of camaraderie.

3. What makes Mac land stand out from other servers?

Mac land offers a unique mix of gameplay elements, a nostalgic feel, and a diverse community that contributes to a memorable gaming experience.

4. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server using the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port. Additionally, joining the Discord server can help you connect with the community and stay updated on server events.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

While playing on Mac land, it’s important to respect other players, follow server rules, and contribute positively to the community. Any violations of the rules may result in consequences decided by the server moderators.

Milk & Mine: A Modern Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, 10. Provocative question, 11. Shock value, 12. Controversial topic, 13. Sexual humor, 14. Inappropriate question, 15. Feminine hygiene, 16. Body fluids, 17. Sensationalism, 18. Social norms, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Cunt, 20. Gender roles., 3. Drinking milk, 4. Dairy products, 5. Vulgar language, 6. adult content, 7. Explicit language, 8. Taboo subject, 9. Sexual innuendo, Adventure, milk, MODERN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, do you even drink milk in your /cunt/? Well, if you do, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, because we have cows for days, like seriously, they’re everywhere, just waiting for you to milk them and make some epic dairy creations.

And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.

GFcontrolGoneWild

absent friend, absent support, cancelled plans, concerned friend, controlling girlfriend, controlling relationship, distant friend, ditched friend, flaky friend, GFcontrolGoneWild, hurt feelings, ignored friends, isolating partner, last minute cancellations, long distance friendship, mutual friends, one sided friendship, rough time, supportive friend, worried friend

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are as flaky as a creeper explosion! Are you tired of friends who ditch you for last-minute dog grooming sessions? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being ignored for a controlling girlfriend again!

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled friendships that will make you question why you ever bothered leaving your house in the first place. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your friend will actually show up for that scheduled hangout.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than a Minecraft server crash is the loyalty of your in-game friends. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

CraftyLoveHub

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyLoveHub, favorite thing, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, partner, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Significant Other, special bond, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2365
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	3672
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are they a pro at building epic structures in Minecraft? Do they always have your back in a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall in love all over again, then look no further! Our server is like a romantic getaway for you and your blocky soulmate. Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a Minecraft wedding ceremony (yes, we have a priest villager ready to officiate)! So come on, join us and show your significant other that your love is as strong as a diamond sword in the Nether!

ELECTCRAFT Read the description! Minecraft server

Alpha Testing, banner, Dedicated, description, Download, ds group, ELECTCRAFT, group, image, Link, minecraft server, Mods, open world, Play, post-apocalypse, Project, Server, Testing, Theme, Video

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magic Items Found:	3998	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

The server is dedicated to the theme of Post-Ocalypse, open world. While it is only in alpha testing, anyone who wants to play, please go to our ds group, to play you need to Download mods in the ds group.(:

——–> link to video about the project https://youtu.be/il_HH9s6_04

Electcraft.aternos.me:61997

Hardcore 22

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Server Overview:

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Features	No natural regeneration, no respawning, community-based rules
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Join the server and add to the lore.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many lives do players have on the server?	Players have only one life on the server, there is no respawning.
Are there any specific rules that players need to follow?	Yes, the server has community-based rules that all players must adhere to.
Is natural regeneration disabled on the server?	Yes, there is no natural regeneration of health on the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server for more details on how to join the Hardcore 22 server.

Players:	101/900	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0