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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8223 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 548982 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
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SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!