LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.

SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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