CementedLoveCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	798
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchantments Applied:	117	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	158
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	172	Magic Items Found:	6935
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	2402
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
New Chunks Explored:	116404	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8736	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	122	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Emeralds Found:	8863	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual praise, weird, WeirdComplimentMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	4973	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ores Mined:	5520