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  • HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

    HomelessCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a boring old house with no drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a log cabin in the woods with your ex-partner who constantly threatens to kick you out!

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  • BlockyBoobiesMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister breastfeeding her 3-year-old? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a world where boobs are always out and drama is always brewing.

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  • BrainGains – InsulinCraft

    BrainGains – InsulinCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server and get ready to flex those brain muscles, cuz we got all the exercises you need to become a minecraft mastermind! forget about dementia, we got your back with our exercise-packed world that will have you thinking faster than a speeding creeper! our study confirms that our server is the best place to pump up those insulin signaling proteins in your brain, making you the smartest player in all of minecraft land! so what are you waiting for? join now and start exercising your way to victory!

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  • CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get judged for your bank balance or lack of job during uni? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate laziness and failure, because who needs a house at 21 anyway? Our community is full of insufferable idiots just like you, so come on in and let’s all be kept under control together! Don’t worry, we won’t interrogate you on your savings account, but we might ask you to share your most embarrassing stories instead. So if you’re looking for a place to escape judgmental 30-year-olds, join us now and let’s build a world where being lazy is the new cool!

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  • NoParentsNoProblemMC

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling creepers! 🏰💥

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