CellPhoneSMP – NegEfectos | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Items Found:	2138

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being constantly glued to your phone, missing out on all the epic adventures waiting for you in the virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to the dreaded cell phone addiction that’s been holding you back from living your best blocky life.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5507	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9541
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2213	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magic Items Found:	3630

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	3933
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magic Items Found:	6746
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!