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NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	189
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AutisticSisRageCraft

activities, autism, AutisticSisRageCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Frustration, misunderstanding, overreaction, overstimulation, patience, personal space, relationships, Selfishness, socializing, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	459
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

Business, corporate, corporate culture, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false promises, fraud, lie, LieCorp, Manipulation, Minecraft, misleading, smp, trust issues, Unethical, unethical behavior, White Lies, workplace ethics

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

$10k per month, $500k cash, 9to5Gold, business startup, business venture, career choices, career path, CraftyCash, Decision making, Entrepreneurship, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, investment opportunity, job security, Long-term goals, monthly income, normal job, start a business, wealth building

Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	86
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	107	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6