CellDysfunctionCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3288	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1308

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	518391	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	4054	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8439	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	509	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1