CelestialKits | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4039	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8788
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	211	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Votes:	7610
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Passages Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	74437	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	816

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
New Chunks Explored:	406218	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	718
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Towns Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Votes:	8042
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	257475
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ores Mined:	8004
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8178	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	332	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4440	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5