Celestia SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Beach Paradise Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Beach, beach day, Chivalry, Confrontation, couple, DEFEND, Defense, Fight, girl, Honor, Jealousy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Paradise, Protect, relationship, Romantic, THUG

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Yo, bro, forget about defending your girl at the beach, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got virtual beaches where no thugs can rizz up your girl or your honor. Plus, you can build a fortress to protect her from any pixelated playa haters. Join now for a beach-free, thug-free, rizz-free experience!

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

anger, bins, Communication, CraftyHub, division of labor, Frustration, household chores, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, juggling tasks, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Mental load, Minecraft, Partnership, recycling, relationship issues, reminders, Server, Support, teamwork

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
New Chunks Explored:	877513	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	8377	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real-life drama of household chores? Look no further than our server, where bins magically empty themselves and reminders are a thing of the past!

Join us for a world where you never have to kick a box in frustration because the recycling bin is full. Our server is filled with baskets, boxes, and shopping bags that magically carry themselves to the recycling center in one trip. No more arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the bins empty themselves!

Say goodbye to the mental load of household tasks and hello to a world where everything runs smoothly without any effort on your part. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind – after all, who needs reminders and two-person jobs when you can have a stress-free Minecraft experience?

MomzBoyfriGone

adult relationships, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Grieving Process, house rules, houseguest etiquette, Inheritance, living arrangements, long-term living arrangements, MomzBoyfriGone, parental promises, personal space, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	648825	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, unexpected guests, and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house taken over by your mom’s boyfriend and his disrespectful girlfriend. Will you stand up for yourself and kick them out, or will you be labeled as the AH by your virtual family members?

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP

adolescent exploration, adult content, adult supervision, Age of Discovery, childhood curiosity, digital era, early exposure, ethical considerations, explicit material, healthy sexuality, internet browsing, media exposure, Minecraft, online content, parental controls, pornography, PornPioneer420, privacy concerns, psychological impact, sexual awakening, smp, societal influences, taboo subject

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!

NukeCraft Server: All Out War

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, nuclear sites, nukecraft, peace talks, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

lol do u wanna join a minecraft server where the stakes r high like iran’s nuclear sites? if u try to attack u better be ready for an all out war, just like in the real world but in minecraft. join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, u never know what will happen next. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this wild world. just remember, don’t mess with the nuclear sites or u might start a war lol.

EU Tariff TroubleCraft

economic impact, Economy, European Commission, european union, foreign relations, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade policies, trade war, transatlantic trade, TroubleCraft, trump, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	9516
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1132
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.

if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.

so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

MathCraft: STEM Interest Predictor

anxiety, career choices, Confidence, Engineering, findings, Individual, Interest, Mathcraft, mathematical abilities, Mathematics, mathematics interest, Predictor, research, Role, Science, Shaping, STEM, STEM careers, study, Subject, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where u can build ur own STEM career with MATHS interest!!! forget bout confidence or anxiety, all u need is love for numbers and u will be on ur way to becoming a Minecraft STEM genius!!! we got redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind and crazy math challenges that will make u go “woah dude, I’m a math wizard!!!” So join now and let’s build a world where math rules and STEM careers are just a block away!!!

NexusDark Network

Adventure, auction house, Bedrock Support, challenge, Chest Shops, difficulty levels, Dynamic Pricing, Fun games, heart stealing, java players, Network, NexusDark, Parkour, PvP, random location, Rtp, server announcements, Spleef, Tips, TNT Run, Trade, Updates, Walking

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Votes:	3721
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to NexusDark Network

🌟 Features:

Feature	Description
🎮 Minigames World	Play fun games like Spleef, TNT Run, and many more!
🏃 Parkour Heaven	Join with /parkourheaven and challenge yourself across 4 difficulty levels (Part 4 is W.I.P)!
🌍 Better RTP	Instantly teleport to a new random location without the hassle of walking!
📝 Server Announcements	Get useful tips & updates every 3 minutes to enhance your gameplay.
🛒 Chest Shops & Auction House	Trade with other players using a balanced, dynamic pricing system!
📱 Bedrock Support (Geyser)	Bedrock Edition players can now join the server and play with Java players!
🩸 Lifesteal	Steal hearts from other players in PvP battles and become stronger!

💡 Join now and start your adventure! Whether you’re here for minigames, parkour, Lifesteal, there’s something for everyone! IP: nexusdark.com

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address nexusdark.com to connect to our server in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: No, players of all ages are welcome to join and play on our server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must abide by to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules listed in the server’s spawn area.

Mystic Vibe Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, English streamers, english vtubers, gfe, mystic, online identity, online persona, Realms, streaming fears, VIBE, virtual girlfriend experience, virtual relationships, virtual youtubers, vtuber anxiety, VTuber audience, vtuber authenticity, vtuber community, vtuber concerns, VTuber content, vtuber culture, vtuber fears, vtuber image, vtuber persona, VTuber trends

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4980	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	566165	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, we got English vtubers running around like headless chickens, scared of being gfe!

Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in our server!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants!

So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in front of your very eyes!

KoreabooCraft Minecraft Server

cultural appropriation, Diversity, Emily In Paris, fetishization, Gatekeeper, idol interviews, Indie Show, judgmental, k-dramas, Koreaboo, KoreabooCraft, korean culture, Minecraft, racial sensitivity, racism, representation, Server, squid game, TV pilot, UNCOMFORTABLE, viral marketing, White savior complex

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so out-of-this-world that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures and mysterious dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Who needs Netherite when you have that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party! Villagers break out their best moves and even the zombies can’t help but bust a groove.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old square, in which case, this server is definitely not for you!

MommaCraft: The Ultimate Mother-Son Adventure

Adventure, Apologize.., dream come true, Dying, Happiness, heart arrhythmia, hurt, husband, life expectancy, MommaCraft, mother’s dream, motherson, Nordic country, norway, raise, Respect, resting, romantic trip, Son, three weeks, Traveling, Ultimate, Upset, vacation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	944
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crops Grown:	5164	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of fulfilling dreams? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to fulfill all your wildest dreams, just like this guy did for his mom! Imagine a world where your mom’s dream of traveling to Norway can come true, all while your wife throws a fit in the background.

Embark on a journey filled with drama, adventure, and questionable marital decisions. Will you choose to prioritize your dying mother’s happiness over your wife’s vacation schedule? Only on our server will you find such intense moral dilemmas to navigate through.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can explore new lands, make tough decisions, and potentially ruin your marriage, then join us today! Who needs a romantic trip to Norway when you can have all this drama in the comfort of your own Minecraft world?

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

computer systems, cyber, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, digital security, elon musk, Elon Musk aides, Elons, government agency, government employees, government workers, HACKING, Information Technology, it security, security breach, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2075	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ores Mined:	6687
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3993

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Elon Musk’s aides are running amok, locking government workers out of computer systems just for fun! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a virtual world filled with tech-savvy troublemakers and government conspiracies. Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on this one-of-a-kind server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCreeperElection2021

#authorities, CraftyCreeperElection2021, cybersecurity, Democracy, Digital, Disinformation, election, foreign influence, German, germany, Government, Interference, internet, Manipulation, ONLINE, Politics, Propaganda, SECURITY, social media, Technology, well prepared

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

so, like, u know this server is like totally lit fam. like, the admin is a unicorn who can shoot rainbows out of their butt. and the mods are all trained ninjas who can ban hackers with their eyes closed.

if u join this server, u will be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle and shoot fireballs from ur fingertips. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and ride on a dragon into battle.

also, rumor has it that the server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all trolls and griefers. so u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some noob coming in and ruining it.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a herd of unicorns spawn in the server and u can ride them into the sunset while blasting dubstep music? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on this mystical Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ratropolis Rising

Cities, city planning, climate change, climate science, environmental factors, global warming, health risks, heatwaves, Pest Control, Pest Management, public health, rat complaints, Ratropolis, researchers, Rising, rising temperatures, rodent infestations, sanitation issues, Science Advances, temperature rises, urban areas, urbanization

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the temperature rises faster than a creeper exploding! we got so many rat complaints that even the creepers are scared to come out at night! you’ll be building your own city while dodging rats and creepers left and right, it’s a wild ride! plus, our researchers in Science Advances are always studying the effects of temperature on rat behavior, so you know it’s legit! join now for a rat-tastic time like no other!

xapros SMP

1.21.4, 16+, 4 week old, active community, Bluemap, chest lock, Fabric, Gay-mer friendly, Land Claims, Mature Community, nether highway system, no p2w, No Resets, shopping district, smp, strong hardware, unlimited storage, Voicechat, world border, xapros

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Votes:	6878	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

xapros SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Fabric
Server Host	Ryzen 9 7900
RAM	24 GB
Max Players	20

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a shopping district?	Yes, we have a shopping district where you can find great deals.
Do you have a nether highway system?	Yes, we have a nether highway system that connects the server.
Do you use land claims or chest locks?	No, we don’t use land claims or chest locks, but we can trace actions back to players.
Is the community mature?	Yes, we keep toxic people off the server to ensure everyone can enjoy their time.
Is there a world border?	No, we don’t have a world border to allow for unlimited storage.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20