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ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	886039	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Votes:	5644	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	152	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4743
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	6934	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3053
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	5054
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	703
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

MinersUA

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Towns Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Real life based and political server, where for us, freedom of choice is everything. You can use everything our server offers, and more. Your choices are unlimited as the game itself, but don’t be too happy: rules still exist.

65.108.73.224:40060

Players:	107/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3