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AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, bi-weekly events, Community, community-driven, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Immersive, Lush, Map Reset, mature admins, Minecraft, PvP, respectful community, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Potions Brewed:	135
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	9025
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

We just reset our map after 1.5 years and are starting a new season! it launched only a week ago so come join us while the map is fresh!!!

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21.4 map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit our website and follow the instructions for joining.
Is the server family-friendly?	AlexandriaSMP is an 18+ server, so it is recommended for mature players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community. You can find them on our website.
Can I participate in events even if I’m a new player?	Absolutely! Our events are open to all players, regardless of experience level.
How can I contribute to the server’s economy?	You can start by setting up a shop in the shopping district and trading with other players.

Truths Unearthed 1.21.1

1.21.1, accepting the truth, brutal honesty, difficult truths, facing reality, facing the facts, facing the truth, hard truths, harsh realities, harsh truths, Honesty, inconvenient truths, reality check, tough love, tough truths, Truths, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable realities, uncomfortable truths, uncomfortable truths discussion, uncomfortable truths forum, undeniable truths, unearthed

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, if you’re not on here, you’re basically missing out on the meaning of life, ya feel me?

Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on this server, man.

And let me tell you, the diamonds here are so sparkly, they’ll blind you with their beauty. It’s like walking into a disco ball factory, but way cooler.

Plus, the zombies here are actually really good dancers. Like, they’ll hit the nae nae better than anyone you’ve ever seen. It’s wild, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeftieEatsMinecraftServer

#venting, Cultural differences, cultural norms, egoistic parents, family dinner, family dynamics, FINALS, food etiquette, indian restaurant, indian traditions, knife, left hand maneuvers, left handed, Leftie, LeftieEatsMinecraftServer, parenting, roti, sensitive stomach, street food, study, Traditions

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6247	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace left-handedness like never before! Are you tired of being judged for using your left hand to eat or wipe your butt? Well, on our server, we celebrate all things left-handed!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!

Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

NoTripNoProbMC

acquaintance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples trip, day trip, Etiquette, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Group Chat, Invitations, NoTripNoProbMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, social events, third wheel, trip, work relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	765350	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being the third wheel on couple’s trips? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkwardness and have a blast with fellow gamers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to disco music! Only on our server will you experience such wacky encounters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land. Will you be able to challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and create unforgettable memories with a community of players who love to have fun!

NoDistractionsAllowedMC

Accidents, advertising, Awareness, banned, billboard ads, distracted driving, distraction-free, distractions, Driving, enforcement, Laws, mobile devices, NoDistractionsAllowedMC, PHONES, policy, Public Safety, regulations, road safety, Safety, Texting, traffic

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, current events, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military presence, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North Koreans, peace talks, Politics, sanctions, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	184
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so, like, ukraine is all like, yo, north koreans might have like, dipped out of the frontline or whatever. but like, who even knows, man? maybe they got lost in a mine shaft or something. but like, if you wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are filled with enchanted pickaxes and golden apples. so, like, why bother with real life drama when you can just chill with us and build a castle made out of cheese? come join us, bro, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goods

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5388	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

Rural Minds: Ethnically Mental

Aging population, Aging research, cognitive aging, cognitive assessment, cognitive decline, cognitive function, ethnic disparities, Ethnic Minorities, ethnically, investigating ethnicity, Mental, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health disparities, Mental well-being, Minds.., minority health, Neurocognitive disparities, neurocognitive research, Rural, rural aging adults, rural communities, rural healthcare, rural populations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where we investigate neurocognitive disparities by playing Minecraft! Picture this: you’re a rural aging adult trying to survive in a world filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that we have different ethnicities represented in the game, adding a whole new level of diversity and fun. Who knew mental health research could be this exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Exergrief Griffer Survival server server minecraft

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, Community, Creative, Economy, Exergrief, Fun, Gaming, GRIFFER, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

server “Exergrief Griffer Survival Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ExerCrafting.aternos.me:39123

Alathra: New Frontiers

Adventure, Alathra, Classes, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, FRONTIERS, Lore, Magic, Medieval, PvP, Quests, Races, RPG, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Trade

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/ektcZnRb
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a town in Alathra?	To join a town, you can reach out to existing town members or create your own town using the Towny feature.
Can I create my own custom recipes in Alathra?	Yes, players can discover hundreds of custom food recipes and experiment with unique ingredient combinations to create their own dishes.
What special features does Movecraft offer?	Movecraft allows players to craft ships of all sizes, fill them with chests or cannons, and engage in custom naval warfare.
Are there unique fishing experiences in Alathra?	Yes, the server offers custom fishing mini-games, new baits, and a variety of fish species to catch.
What can I expect from the custom mobs and animals in Alathra?	Players will encounter a rich ecosystem of both passive and aggressive custom mobs, adding depth and challenge to the world.
What awaits players in the custom Nether biomes and mobs?	The Nether features custom biomes and mobs like Gargoyles, Nether Leeches, Hell Hounds, and Imps for players to explore and face.

Eternal Void Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Companionship, Connection, DATING, Despair, dreams shattered, ETERNAL, family, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Marriage, missed opportunities, parenthood, Realms, relationships, romantic gestures, Sadness, unfulfilled dreams, unrequited love, Void, yearning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, stop being a sad sack and join our Minecraft server! We may not be able to give you a girlfriend, but we can offer you a virtual world where you can experience all the things you listed and more!

Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.

Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!

CommuteCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Commute, CommuteCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, family, flexibility, long-term planning, Marriage, Minecraft, Moving, Partnership, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you love a good argument about where to build your virtual house, just like this couple arguing about where to live in real life.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging virtual punches just like this couple dodging relationship issues. Will you choose to live closer to your in-laws or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

And don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always escape to the virtual casino to play some poker just like this husband escaping his marriage problems. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and distractions?

So come join us, where the only thing more volatile than the lava pits are the relationships between players. Because in the end, isn’t a Minecraft server worth more than a commute? Or maybe not, we’ll let you decide!

PorcelainDollDrama

childhood memories, doll preservation, emotional attachment, family heirloom, family inheritance, family legacy, family tradition, generational gift, Granddaughter, grandmother’s doll collection, hurricane Laura, Irreplaceable, Louisiana, mother’s wishes, Niece, porcelain doll, PorcelainDollDrama, sentimental value, sibling conflict, twin sister

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Picture this: a niece, a mother, a grandmother’s porcelain doll collection, and a hurricane named Laura. What could possibly go wrong? Will the dolls survive the storm, or will they meet a watery grave? And who will end up with the prized doll in the end? It’s a tale of betrayal, love, and porcelain dolls that will leave you on the edge of your block.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness the epic showdown between a twin sister and her sister over who deserves the doll more. It’s a battle for the ages, filled with twists and turns that even a redstone engineer couldn’t predict.

So why wait? Join our server today for a rollercoaster of emotions, family feuds, and porcelain doll drama that will have you saying “I can’t believe it’s not butter… I mean Minecraft!”

Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

approach with care, BEWARE, beware of depth, beware of emotions, Break, Caution, complex, COMPLICATED, Dance, Enigmatic, Fascinating, handle with care, handle with caution, Intriguing, Label, Minecraft, multifaceted, Mysterious, Personality, quirky, randomly, smp, song, Unique, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

Elon’s DOGE Department: Senate Schmenate

administration, Approval, billionaire, controversy, Decision making, Department, Doge, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, executive, federal department, Government, innovation, leadership, oversight, regulations, Schmenate, Senate, spacex, Technology, tesla, unconventional leadership

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is now leading a federal department called DOGE (Department of Gaming Excellence) in Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Elon Musk building rocket ships out of diamond blocks and launching them into the Minecraft sky. Rumor has it he’s even working on a secret project to colonize Mars using only Redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter alien mobs that drop rare loot, like space helmets and laser guns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden underground base where Elon Musk is secretly developing a real-life Iron Man suit.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	4430	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3