Cel Thread Minecraft SMP

art project, Cel, cel thread, Crafts, Creative, Decorative, design, diy, embellishment, embroidery, fabric art, hand stitching, Handmade, hobby, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlepoint, needlework, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a pack of rabid chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the neighborhood! And that’s just the beginning of the wackiness you’ll encounter on our server.

Once, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake, and now they have to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite out of their walls. Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have the mountain come to life and start breakdancing with them.

But the best part? Our server has a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ – he’s been known to drop some explosive beats.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything – to happen.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8758	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3199
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Farms Harvested:	859

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	973	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	5002
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	718
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	4276
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.