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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6458 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?