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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Players Killed by Monsters:	8216	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Towns Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	596	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	894909	Votes:	3119
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8533
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	301
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	674
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	208
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8881	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1807
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5037
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Emeralds Found:	2105	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3196
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9294	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	110/400	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2